how to get cancer: a step by step guide

Can you imagine that I am writing another post after less than a week? That's crazy. Well anyway, I had a bit of free time (I actually don't I just choose to ignore my school assignements for now) so I thought I'd write about the last 2 days but now that I think about that, there wasn't really much going on so, guess this'll be another rambling post, yayy

I found another love here (which is food of course duh). GINGER BEER. Goddamn is it good. It's obviously not real beer since I am not allowed to drink here, and honestly don't really want to drink alcohol, but anyway, to describe ginger beer, just think about the perfect lemonade, not too sweet or too sour, just...chef's kiss.

Now, I assume the title for this is rather...interessting. The story behind it, is that yesterday when I was at girl guides we were cooking on a campfire. We made some half-uncooked-half-burnt pizza, that was surprisingly really good, and some cheese darlings that were - surprise, surprise - also burnt (the parts that weren't burnt also tasted kind of not good). So while we were eating the pizzas, we, as in me and 3 other girls whom I didn't know that well, I thought, hey now would be a great time to talk to them, since I haven't had a chance to the last few times I was there. Well, I didn't really know any of the people they were talking about, so I waited until they were talking about a topic that I could also talk about. And that moment came when it was time to try the unburnt parts of the cheese darlings, and I thought it would be an AMAZING icebreaker to say: Hey I mean, I'll probably get cancer from the burnt pizza anyway, so I'll try some. I probably should have thought more abot the fact, that my "joke" could be taken too serious by the others, because they too ate some burnt pizza. After that AMAZING icebreaker, I spent like 5 minutes trying to explain to this girl why she will not get cancer after eating one slice of slightly burnt pizza.








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